Assigned Bastard At Birth

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

wtf = wheres the femslash

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

widowtracer kinda funny in that it was uber popular yuri that lowkey got nuked by one of the parties being confirmed gay and getting a canon slop gf in the background

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist