Assigned Bastard At Birth

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

Under my socialist rule the men's section at target will be renamed the Butch's section

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

can you believe humans were literally gifted a planet overflowing with trees, fruit, water, medicine, and sunshine and somehow we said collectively, 'cool, let's invent debt, capitalism, and war.'