update: Chellapaloozastock isn’t going anywhere but we may have to reduce the frequency of our posts for the time being. We’ll still post as regularly as possible and we’ve got lots in store so stay tuned!

Ever thought about killing yourself with a boomerang? Well, after listening to Boomerang Suicide’s new album you might find yourself thinking of new ways to eat it. Unless ska overlaid on spoken word poetry is your thing that is, in which case, go you.

Edgy riot grrrl band Deer Mirror strikes a jarring cross-section between retro nostalgia and screeching modernism. Not for the faint of heart.

These jams are so tight, they’re practically painted on. 

If a tree falls in a forest but there’s no one around to hear it, did it really fall? Oh, it did. And someone finally recorded it. Listen to Neon Log’s instrumental psychedelic dubstep available nowhere.

Are you there God? It’s Cosmic Fist Bump. Beholding their sound is like beholding the universe itself. And the universe sounds a lot like an auto-tuned  didgeridoo.

This group’s sound is like the soured, linty caramel from your grandma’s pocket book: weird and questionable. But just like that ancient confection, Rancid Candy’s music is anything but forgettable. 

Some say if you listen to this album backwards, you could summon feline demons from the ancient spirit world, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Theoretical Clipboard was founded in bass player Greg Stevens’ mom’s basement and they’ve pretty much been there since, despite Mrs. Stevens’ increasingly disapproving expression. Theoretical Clipboard isn’t afraid to ask the hard questions, like does jet fuel melt steel beams, and what really happened to Clippy the Clipboard? Listen to their new album and contemplate the vast complexities of modern life.

The end is nigh! AND IT ROCKS. Rapture Hatch is Pantera meets the Old Testament. So what if you weren’t beamed up? These heathens know how to SLAY (musically). Metal Injection Magazine would deem their sound, “transcendent, metal-ly goodness,” if they weren’t all just piles of clothes now. 

Flan Ferdinand brings us another delicious assault of sound with the high energy aggression of Strawberry Suicide. You’ll never look at artfully decorated dessert custards the same after listening to this album.

Tarpe assem with the unapologetically winey anthems of Ass Tarp. With a sound so abrasively punk, their new album's guaranteed to give your brain a colonic. Available exclusively at Hot Topic.

Civil Serpants are a garage punk band from Trenton, NJ and it is their civic duty to shred guitars and blow minds. Listen to the new self titled LP available nowhere

If you’re feeling enslaved by the mainstream audible schlop, let Space Peasant’s self-titled debut album save you. Contains the never-before-heard Bowie tribute track, “Ground Control To Dirty Pleeb.”

Feed your aggression with the abrasive electro-thrash metal sounds of Crouching Tiger Resting Bitchface. They’ve been melting faces with their hyperactive brand of power metal since 2012 and yes, they can even melt resting bitch faces.

Expand your mind and throw another shrimp on the dingo to the psychotropic sounds of Koalas on Quaaludes. They just vege-might become your new favorite band..

No kittens were harmed in the making of this album art