Everything has fallen to pieces

Eating ice cream with a fork because I apparently don’t have any spoons.

You have icecream and that is really the only important part. Am I right or am I right?

My mom just asked me what twerking was and if I could demonstrate for her. Uh….

My dad was listening to one of Jay Z's new songs and in one part is says something about Miley Cyrus twerking. Papa Staub was like "Miley twerking? I wonder what that means?" I think I'm more concerned that he's listening to rap music..

That seems to be everyones answer. hah!

Well, shit. Let me be a bit more original here. You ought to give them all to me because in return I'll give you an incredible friendship based solely around cupcakes and sweet things.

I just baked a shit ton of cupcakes and I have no idea what to do with them all.