LADY.

"Will you go out with me?"

"I don't know, because I don't want to."

"No, don't do me any favors."

"I'm not usually like this, I'm sorry."

"I could be fun, if you want. I could be pensive, smart, superstitious, brave. And I, uhh, I can be light on my feet. I could be whatever you want. You just tell me what you want, and I'm gonna be that for you."

"You're dumb."

"Come on, one date. What's it gonna hurt?"

"You're going to get run over!"

"He's what?! He is what? Tell me!"

"He is trash! TRASH! TRASH!! Not for you!"

"Why didn't you write me?! Why? It wasn't over for me. I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late."

"I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you every day for a year."

"Yes. It wasn't over. It still isn't over."

"Now I hate you, you smug bastard."

"Stay with you?! What for? Look at us, we're already fighting."

"Well, that's what we do! We fight! You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass, which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a two second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing."

"What do you want? God damn it, what do you want?"

"They fell in love, didn't they?"

"I'll always come back."

Send a "let's do this", for our muses decorating a Christmas tree together

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— It was a little early to

             bring out the Christmas tree, but just like Daddy: Lady loved the most heart-warming holiday of all! As if it was just an alien thing that would pass on, and on, and on, and on--- until the end of times. It was only natural she wanted to share her excitement, and yes, even with the awful, f i s h y  guy. She was levitating above the ground while wrapping another Christmas garland around the tree, humming a cheerful tune. What was better than this? Instead of buying a tree, picking one that was just standing outside, in the woods, neglected by everyone but the birds and dogs. A lonely tree ! One that deserved the beautiful decorations just as much as any other.

             And down she went again to grab another red garland, trying to untangle it from the lights. Sighing and grunting slightly irritated, she looked up at Padean who was supposed to help.