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Jesus punishes a sinner by making her French.

Jeanne d’Arc origin story

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

the humble kiwi is the physical manifestation of pure happiness

He moves like a Gmod character and I mean that in the most kind way

i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

the sexual tension between me & the alternate reality I daydream about

The air is dirty I’m keeping my mask on