Welcome to the Madness

Drafts: 5 (3 for @quiisquiliae, 1 for @thezombiesocs, and one that's kinda on hiatus along with the person it's owed to)

I have three people to reach out to so far for the starter call, which i'm hoping to do over the next few days as my energy allows Done!

Like...five or six asks but those are nebulous creatures that can stay in their enclosure for a while (got more now, but I'm hoarding until the weekend lol)

Ethan, to literally anyone: Hey watch this. *plays the morning bugle call on his phone*

Alaric: *immediately wakes up and falls off the couch trying to get up* FUCK

Argumentative Sentences, Vol. 4

(Sentences from various sources for sparking up an argument between muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You've been told a thousand times not to disturb things!"

"Get out of here, or I'll drag you out by the ear!"

"Just what kind of slut do you think I am?"

"You are such a narcissist!"

"I'm so sick and tired of you showing up and fucking with my life as if you somehow know better!"

"Don't shush me!"

"Do not even think about going in there! Do not!"

"You are such a stubborn man!"

"That was a very stupid thing to do! What were you trying to prove?"

"You know you hurt my feelings. That is the long and short of it."

"For the first time in your life, please just shut the fuck up!"

"Don't lecture me! I'm sick, and I'm tired, and I don't need it right now!"

"Don't even think about telling me to calm down!"

"Just for one day, can you not be such a massive dick?"

"Don't be petulant!"

"What else did you lie about?"

"Did you just call me a bitch?"

"Do you have any idea what you've done?"

"You've abused my hospitality for the last time!"

"What you did today wasn't heroic or selfless - it was moronic and spectacularly reckless!"

"Now you're just being petty!"

"What the fuck is the matter with you?"

"I'm not even going to dignify that with a response!"

"When were you going to tell me? Did you think people weren't going to notice?"

"I'd really much prefer that we didn't start this week with a row on your doorstep!"

"I should have you arrested for public stupidity!"

"What makes you talk to me in that tone of voice?"

"Are we going to argue?"

"You're always so angry with me!"

"I know your intentions are good, and I know you love me and sympathise with me, but don't patronise me!"

"Stop treating me like a child!"

"Shut up and listen to me!"

"Who are you and why are you being so aggressive with me?"

"I don't want you doing this - for your own sake!"

"You're never happy unless you're moaning, and even then you're not best pleased!"

"Do you honestly think I care about you fucking someone else?"

"Stop talking about me like I'm not in the room!"

"Just who do you think you are?"

Σ(ﾟДﾟ；): Have they ever sprained or broken their leg before? How about their arm? What was the story behind it?

╰(*´︶`*)╯: Do they appreciate hugs? Would they prefer to give hugs or receive hugs? What kind of hugs do they like to receive and/or give?

ಠಿ_ಠ: Do they look up or down when they are trying to recollect something?

ヽ( ´O｀): What is their body language like when sleepy? 

(Дﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ): When they are surprised by somebody do they physically jump? Scream? 

(⸝⸝⸝ ̑ ̑⸝⸝⸝):  Does their face get red after they drink?

(„ᵕᴗᵕ„): Does their face turn red when embarrassed? If so, how else do they react when embarrassed? (I.E. Shifting of weight upon foot, etc.)

( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»: Do they have a sensitive spot/s?

(〇o〇；): What is their body language like when they are stressed? Do they try and hide the fact that they are stressed? How do they recover from said stress?

ಠ-ಠ: Do they like it when people touch their hair?

(ﾉ≧ڡ≦): Do they like to show affection by physically teasing? (I.E: Shoulder punches, etc.)

♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪: How are they like when they dance? Are they stiff? Fluid? A good dancer? Do they prefer to dance with a lot of others, with one other person, or alone?

ง ( ⌓̈ )ง: Are they physically strong when it comes to fights?

(´∀｀): Do they laugh when they get nervous?

ಥoಥ: How are they like when they cry? Do they just stream tears nonstop? Does their nose get clogged to the point that it’s hard to breathe? Is it easy for them to speak when they are sobbing? Do they hiccup when they cry?

ಸヮಸ: Do they lean back or forward when they laugh hard? Do they snort? Slap their knee? Do that seal-esque clap? Do they often laugh to the point that you can’t hear their laugh anymore?

「(°ヘ°): How does one calm them down when they are freaking out? Do they prefer physical comfort, or would they rather be left alone?

⊙.☉: Does their voice get an octave higher when they lie? Does it crack?

( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡): Does having somebody stroke their head make them feel relaxed?

(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*): Do they prefer kisses on the cheek? Forehead? What about neck kisses?

(-.-): How should one wake them up? Do they get out of bed easily?