Things my boyfriend has actually said
When I told him about all the women who got sexually assaulted in Köln during New Year's Eve he looked at me confused and said; "Yeah I don't get it either, maybe they hadn't had breakfast, you know how you can get pretty frustrated and can't really think straight when you don't have a proper breakfast" A couple of weeks ago I told him I wanted to get a puppy it doesn't have to be now but maybe in a year or so. He has grown up with dogs and loves dogs so I didn't think it would be something he'd object to but instead he looked at me with a mixture of panic and frustration and said "if I come home and find a puppy in the house I'll throw it out from the balcony immediately" He then stared at me with an angry look and proceeded to saying "it's either you or the dog, I mean I won't throw you off the balcony but I'm serious Noooooo dog in the house"
