Where's the chapstick?

...the alt text?

i love alt text that itself is a part of the art

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

So there's a gas leak in my house and I need the pipes replaced with copper.

New pipes are working out great and I no longer dream of being sapient copper.

oh!

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that