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Days off till Tuesday .. what lady wants it first ? lol kidding

You cant con the con Cause im the con

Why do things happen … obviously they go a certain way for a reason … but at that point . What weakens you will strengthen you ……..

look look look.. she'd just make you cum

I went to red lobster once .. I thought go eat some nice sea food .. unfortunately I never went back… why I disliked the scent of it, and I never ever went again … smelled like raunchy pussy lol hahaha I’m like ew I’m not going back lol ffs .. I’m serious thou

Most famous Canadian of all? It’s not Wayne Gretzky, it’s Santa Claus, who is a Canadian citizen residing at the North Pole. I was watching a YouTube video featuring a British family learning about Canada, and it mentioned that Santa lives in Canada, which I had not previously acknowledged.

Nah she’s searching for her one and done …. I’m searching for Ass in the Grass & Spoon to the moon …. Im more of a simple kinda guy Lmao

Bastards shouldn’t even bother the clocks in the fall and spring time .. just leave it as is…..

I just dressed up as a condom tonight… why because I’m just a fucker lol

I don’t get revenge on my rival … I just be magnanimous towards them …. It’s how I always been …..

These friggen girls with boy friends better quit asking me for rides anywhere .. I’m gonna turn my head around soon .. and say you know what she did ? Your cunting girl friend ? lol. Excorcist style lol

Primitive people manufactured gods and religions. To account for unexplained natural phenomena, but superstitious beliefs ,and religions. Are a hindrance to scientific thought … intelligent people stay away from these religions lmao my beliefs

They had Halloween Michael Myers’s… then there’s Friday the 13th Jason Vorhees.. and knight mare on Elm street Freddy Kruger ….unfortunately why wasn’t there the best of them all.. Sleepy Holows …. Headless Horseman.. personally I think he would have been a wicked Horror Slasher ……… just a thought lol 😂

Fave line of all time platoon..,. “ why do you guys smoke this stuff ? To escape from reality ? I don’t need this shit I am reality !!! That’s how I roll too .. I am reality lol

Getter done guy …… if you got the guts … my quote of the day

Commencement- the end of one thing .. the start of something new …..hmmmmm

I bag to differ…I’m definitely not a weirdo .. I’m over confident in myself unfortunately lol hahaha