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Blind people and deaf people can’t be friends

You know when two people kiss, they form a continuous tube with a butthole on each end.

To find a needle in a haystack all you have to do is burn down the haystack.

If your plants don’t sprout, you just dug a seed grave

I hate tis feelin lik ur Fukin flyin wen u look like an utter dope #liofegonebad

Wen u take te wrong shit nd ur trippin lik a mad bollox

Lol merry Christmas I hope I fuckin die in my sleep cause I am a worthless piece of shit and everybody would be better off if I was dead and I hate myself bye

Now isn't that having the Christmas spirit . Grinch

Lads me m8 is goin 90 wha do I do lik ? I said dnt do te drugs but no 1 listen lik fuk whopper dopes

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

Ha wat a sap hu Wud bodder share Tis