epic escapist love

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS

I can’t stop bopping

this is my sexy modernist baba yaga hut

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

just watch and you will understand

everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

someone call Diego Luna immediately

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

my first tumblr was actually just velociraptor in a bowling alley macros so I’m pretty sure that was 2011.

I made a Tumblr in 2010. It was gonna be a Serious Place for Thoughtful Things. And then I didn’t use it for like two years. I dusted it off to post Mass Effect things and stalk follow fanfic writers. I much prefer it this way.