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Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

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derinthescarletpescatarian

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

derinthescarletpescatarian

Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.

See I know what I’m talking about.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).

derinthescarletpescatarian

Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#man this guy should write a book or something

Next treegrave universe book they’re all trapped on a spaceship and some dude fractures his arm and now the ship is Haunted

#for later application

storm-of-the-swarm

[trying not to vaguepost] sometimes a post on my dashboard says something i dont agree with

podcastwizard

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

the-goddess-of-annoying

you people aren't CASTING

the-goddess-of-annoying

NO

pnglove

let’s get cozy with mama

certifiedchickenposts

certified chicken post

#chickens

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whimsical-catacombs

why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time

#the time loop #ive thought about this

gryffon

#oh dear #chickens

nylarac

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

seimsisk

what's the difference here?

nylarac

accents just affect how you pronounce words

dialects also include grammar (like tumblr users' tendency to not captialize except for Emphasis or ending sentences with commas like this,,,,,) and vocabulary (blorbo, devil's sacrament, #mythis, etc)

lovethatcoat

Jeden Tag hagelt es neue Schlagzeilen, was uns der Wirtschaftsflügel der CDU, Bundeskanzler Merz sowie konservative Wirtschafts- und Arbeitg

Hier gibt's ne Liste der Demos in einigen deutschen Städten gegen die beschissene Sozial-Reform und den anderen Mist den die Regierung gerade treibt.

Ich mach mir ja Sorgen dass nicht genügend Leute von den Demos wissen, aber vorhin haben sie im lokalen Radio verkündet, dass es am Samstag im Stadtzentrum voll werden wird, wegen dieser Demo.

#demos

faulsimon

how do you feel about your hometown

love it/never wanna leave (still live there)

mid/whatever (still live there)

hate it (still live there)

love it/miss it (don't live there)

mid/whatever (don't live there)

hate it/good riddance (don't live there)

im bald

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

saw a post that made me wonder this. please tag with your thoughts im curious!!

#so real prev

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persianmom

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

ozempicofficial

maze-maker

my hero skulduggery pleasant

#WRRRRREAAAAAHHHH #skulduggery pleasant

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#sokka vs katniss everdeen #there are gonna be some scratches but in the end sokka is not gonna make it #.... i should really rewatch avatar

chaosnstuff

Im like 95% sure there isn't a mosquito in my room rn

chaosnstuff

Its real fuuuuck

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Im like 95% sure there isn't a mosquito in my room rn

#judging from how the noise doesnt get louder and i only hear it on my left ear #like its going wait! somethings a miss here! let me fix that!#Tinitus Mosquito Edition!#maybe it just really small

captain-price-returns

its truly unfortunate but the 4chan “>be me” format is the greatest advancement in comedic storytelling since the invention of the slide show

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