bawkingham palace

“potentially mature content” Well that’s just my gay friend

on the gay friend website no less

Everyone’s assuming her petrifying gaze would have NO effect here and that’s clearly wrong. It would be a healing stat buff actually. She can regenerate and strengthen her girlfriend by looking at her.

Just like girlfriends in real life

Just like girlfriends in real life.

[id: digital art of Medusa in the middle of painting. She is looking fondly at a cute feminine gargoyle who is leaning on her, arms covering their chest, white fabric draped across their lap. The gargoyle is saying “I love how you paint me!”]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

Can we normalize not confusing someone's free time with their availability.

so what you want to do is go to Settings > Twinks > Manage My Twinks, then right click on That Twink and set the Obliterated setting to true

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Yearning is ni-1ce sometimes be-1cause it means I get-1 to think abou-1t her more but unf-1ortunately theres also the -1other effects that -2 ow, fuck, that also happen -1

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

which planet are you?