this fluffy man is on a journey

my brother described me as “the family cryptid” because i do stuff like eerily “show up in a room out of nowhere and scare the crap out of ppl”, move around the house at night making weird noises, predict future events, and somehow know private information about ppl which i thought was common knowledge and freak ppl out… etc etc. so it got me thinking… does everyone have a “family cryptid”? put in the tags if you’re the family cryptid or know which member of ur family is the cryptid

every man who has a problem with feminism and just women in general is into that painful bdsm extreme type porn and hmmmmmmmmm… i wonder… if there is a link there somewhere…… almost…….. hmmm…..

No offense but everything is a sign

Once my old therapist said i should watch the big bang theory bc i “looked like I’d enjoy it” and tbh that was worse than the bullying that caused my mental health to decline and sent me to therapy

ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything