See that leafy dude on the left side? Lichen, not moss. Xanthoria parietina.

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

I'm reading all of Shesheshen's lines in Peridot's voice.

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

They shouldve put steven universe on adult swim and made rebecca sugar take shrooms & peyote it would have been dune for women #Thoughts

contemporary dracula adaptation that runs with the "jonathan harker's culinary travel vlogs" bit and starts off with him doing episodes centered around the meals he's served on the road and his first few dinners at castle dracula, and then he slowly stops talking about food at all and just talks to camera about what the hell is going on in this place, but the framing/editing of the videos doesn't change and the audience slowly realizes these are still culinary vlogs, it's just that the meal's doing a long self-portrait now