Rainbow connection

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way