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spvcegal·.
“Favorite type of ice cream? Like, it’s loaded question. Hard to, uh, answer. I’m not even sure what type is my favorite. But, like, it’s still a very important question. It may, uh, determine the future of this friendship.”
“i agree. it’s a hard question. but if you’re asking me and if i had to just pick one i would go with everyone’s favourite chocolate. and also strawberry and vanilla. i know vanilla is considered quite plain but i like it. it’s simple.”
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lexndavis.
“I didn’t think being a TA for this many languages would be tiring and we’ve not been in school for a week yet. Not even training can get me like this unless my goal is to tire myself out. I think I’m going to need more than a cup of coffee to get me through this week.”
“yes learning languages is tough unless you really commit to it or are really good. and if you’re TA then you must be good.” he smiled. “how many languages are you assisting for? and are you the only TA?”
ghcstbarnes.
bucky: i just shoved my hand through the door and i don’t know what to do
bucky: it looks like a rectangular donut
bucky: i live with a scientifically modified grandpa he’s gonna killed me . or he’ll laugh. i don’t know which is worse
[ text // ?????? ]: oh that sounds bad [ text // ?????? ]: please seek immediate medical attention [ text // ?????? ]: killing because you’ll be dead
danielthorson.
When the gas had first appeared, Daniel hadn’t felt any immediate effects- and he thought that perhaps, he had gotten lucky. Unfortunately- that wasn’t the case, it had just taken longer for the gas to affect him. He’d been fine, for hours, he’d even felt comfortable enough to help out with some of the other students. And then- everything had gone horribly wrong. He’d reached out to help a girl up, and the second he’d touched her skin he’d sent a powerful wave of electricity surging through her. And he’d panicked, he’d taken off running and he hadn’t stopped. He needed to get away, he needed to find somewhere safe- somewhere where he couldn’t hurt anyone.
But he also needed comfort, reassurance that it was an accident, that he hadn’t meant to hurt the girl. Deep down he was very aware of the fact, but he needed to hear it- and it couldn’t just be from anyone. And that is how, against his better judgment he found himself seeking out one person in particular. The one person who’s embrace could make it all feel better, Freddie.
Before now, it’d never occurred to Daniel how much Freddie truly meant to him- not until he was the only person he wanted to be with. And he knew it was wrong, and careless- he was putting the other in danger just by going near him, but he didn’t care- he needed to be with the other male. He could’ve texted it, he should’ve- instead he chose to run through the halls, searching high and low for the other- before ultimately ending up at his dorm.
The other had barely opened the door before Daniel found himself barging in, a loud sigh of relief escaping his lips as his eyes finally landed on the boy he’d been so desperately trying to find. “I- you’re okay,” he blurted out, not realizing how concerned he had been until he finally saw the other. And without a second thought- he threw himself at the other male, wrapping his arms tightly around him as their lips crashed into each other.
@cfarrcws
freddie had heard of a vague announcement of a gas when he was heading back to his dorm. he hadn’t seen it but if the school was in shut down, then he knew it was something serious. and for starters, he didn’t think much of it. honestly, he thought it was some sort of chemistry lab accident gone seriously long but he did see some weird things. people power’s seemed to have been going haywire. there was no control. it seemed to be the gas that caused it. that’s what he theorised. but it didn’t seem to effect him. maybe he was lucky. maybe he was somewhere where the gas couldn’t or didn’t get him. although he had been feeling a little tired, but that was most likely due to the amount of hours he spent in the library and training.
Prompt List of Sarcasm
eternalmikaelson:
“Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.”
“Define normal.”
“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?”
“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”
“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”
“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.”
“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”
“And you wonder why you’re still single.”
“Remind me to kill you. Please.”
“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”
“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?”
“Were you dropped on your head?”
“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.”
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.”
“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.”
“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”
“If I survive, can I go home?”
“My middle finger salutes you.”
“This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.”
“I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.”
“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.”
“Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.”
“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.”
“Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.”
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.”
“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”
“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”
“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?”
“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”
“I need therapy after this.”
“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.”
“I’m not weird. I am limited edition.”
“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.”
“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.”
“If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.”
“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?”
“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.”
“I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.”
“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.”
“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.”
“Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!”
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”
“You’re good. A monster pain in the ass… but you’re good.”
“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!”
“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.”
“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.”
“Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.”
“You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.”
“What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.”
“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.”
“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.”
“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.”
“This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some… No. No, no, all bad.”
“A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem.”
“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.”
“I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.”
“You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.”
“What you call insanity, I call inspiration.”
“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”
“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”
“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.”
“I like you. You’re different.”
“You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”
“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.”
“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.”
“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.”
“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”
“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”
“I care so little, I almost passed out.”
“Well behaved woman rarely make history.”
“You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.”
“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.”
“You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.”
“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”
“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.”
“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.”
“Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.”
“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.”
“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.”
“Have fun being deal.” “I will.”
“Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.”
“It’s called thinking. Go with it.”
“I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.”
“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.”
“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”
“The girl is strange no question.”
“Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try no to do anything… stupid.”
“I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.”
“You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.”
“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no.”
“I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.”
“I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.”
“If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”
“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.”
“Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.”
“You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?”
“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”
“My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.”
“I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.”
“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”
“She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.”
“And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.”
“Such big evil in such a little thing.”
“Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?”
“What does not kill you will likely try again.”
“Oh honey, I would but… I don’t want to.”
“And hello to you too… little homewrecker.”
“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.”
“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.”
“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”
“In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.”
“I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.”
“Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.”
“This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.”
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kaiwagner.
“…. this is a normal Snapchat, okay?”
“i haven’t used snapchat a lot but i don’t think that’s how you use it.”
axelsnart·.
Axel had been sitting with his legs propped up onto the table, and alright maybe that looks bad considering anyone could just walk up to him. He smiles at who approaches him however. “Did you want to sit here? There’s an extra chair.” He exclaims with a gesture to the seat across from him. His hand twirling a pen around between his fingers for no real reason but keeping himself busy.
“oh you don’t have to.” he shook his head. “if it’s such a bother to you then i can find somewhere else to sit” his voice wavered with the last part. “or something.” the library got boring something so freddie often liked the cafe a little more. just to bring about some change into his life. the library was quiet. most people were well behaved. but even he needed a new view.
danielthorson.
“Thank you for inviting me,” the blond responded with a small laugh as he glanced up from his book to look at Freddie, his small smile growing wider as he found himself gazing at the other male. “I wanted to spend time with you,” he explained, as he bit down on his lip, before quickly adverting his gaze back to the book on his lap. It was true- Daniel had enjoyed spending time with Freddie at Pride and he’d been eagerly waiting to spend more time with him.
“it’s the least i can do. after all you spent pride with me. that’s was—— important to me” he smiled. this was normally nerve-racking for him but somehow. with daniel, he found some simple ease. “oh you do?” he perked up. nobody had really said that before. well except for his own mother. “i—— want to spend some time with you. more time.” he quickly added, he so wanted this to last more than a few hours. “can i maybe get you something to eat or drink?”
@danielthorson // starter.
“thanks for coming to hang out with me.” he smiled at the other male as he read his book that was laid out on his desk. having spent pride with danny he found himself to be enjoying his company quite a bit. and he found himself liking the boy on a more personal level. ‘crush’ was it called by man’s world. “you didn’t have to but you did. that means a lot.”
chaxticgood.
Miri had made sure no one was around before she made any comment to Freddie. There was no way she’d risk outing him. That was his choice. She shrugged and sat down next to him. “Maybe. Maybe not.” She paused before adding, quieter, “It’s hard to say sometimes, isn’t it?” She’d struggled at first, especially when it came to describing herself. “Any time. I mean it.”
“everyday’s a struggle isn’t it.” he had recently started coming to terms about what it meant to be gay. and what the reactions would be if ever decided to tell everyone. both the positive and negative. and it did scare him a little. “it really is. i mean i have a crush on a lot of people but none of them will truly reciprocate.” he sighed. “you’re a good friend miriam”
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hexbounded.
‘ you got anything else you read off a fortune cookie, oh fountain of wisdom ? ‘ biting words spoken with a … half smile. ‘ i mean, no offense, but you don’t look like one which much experience in the area. ‘
“ —— i didn’t read that off any..... fortune cookie or whatever you’re implying or said.” it was possible he had misheard her. but he still didn’t know a lot of american culture so maybe she was right. “i don’t” he blushed. “i simply arrived here a year ago and im still learning.”
wolfgang-apollo.
“I really think- I’m starting to like all of these Earth holidays!” Wolfgang announced, a loud laugh accompanying his words as he paused to take a drink from his can of beer. “Like this one! The Fourth of July, is it?” he asked, arching an eyebrow as he paused briefly for a response before once more beginning to speak. “It’s a holiday dedicated to drinking alcohol and setting off fireworks- two of my favorite things!” and with that, he proceeded to finish off his drink, tossing the can over his shoulder as he loudly proclaimed- “God Bless America or wherever the hell we are.”
“you like to scream and shout a lot don’t you?” the amazon gave a big sigh. he hadn’t met the alien for long. or in fact spent time with him a lot but he knew that wolfgang brought trouble with him wherever he went. “if you do wish to drink then at least don’t act like a——” he was at a loss of words. he wanted to use some sort of metaphor or something to describe the alien but he couldn’t think of one. “well whatever you’re acting like now.” there. that would have to do for now. freddie had opted to stay indoors and away from the fireworks. “we’re in america.”
danielthorson.
“I- uh, wow,” Daniel breathed as he took a step forward, his eyes widening as he turned his head in an attempt to take it all in. But there was no way he’d ever be able to capture the entire experience of Pride- every where he looked there was something different, something new to try. And it both terrified and excited him. “I don’t know where to start,” he continued with a nervous laugh as he turned to face Freddie. “Any ideas?” he added, arching an eyebrow. The blond hoped that his friend would have more of an idea- otherwise they’d be spending a lot of time aimlessly wandering around.
@cfarrcws
freddie just blinked, with some of the glitter that had been placed onto his eyelids falling. “this is my first pride, i don’t know where to start.” in all honesty, he was scared to even go in the first place. but miriam had convinced him that it would be a good idea to go. he would be able to meet people that were like him. would make him feel less and alone. but he still felt a little unsafe. not from physical attacks. he could hold his own. but from the stares and being potentially outed. “i heard the parade and big belly burger are quite nice. the parade is the main event and big belly burger has nice food apparently.”
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@lianhrpr // starter.
“you know, my sister thinks frozen yogurt is the greatest thing invented on earth.” he smiled. he was actually having some frozen yogurt right now. “but im more inclined to believe that pizza is better.” freddie had encountered lian maybe once or twice. when donna had come to visit, she would always try and introduce them both to each other. hence their acquaintance started. “so would you mind helping us settle the debate?”
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ftfrancine.
“you know, when i received mother’s blessings to live in this world, i did not expect for my tongue to explode with different flavors — if you get what i mean.” it must be odd for freddie to see his sister holding a cup of what seemed to be a very sweet treat, but as francine took a mouthful of the white treat, her face pinched at the middle, nose scrunching even as her lips formed a pleased smile. “but what i love most is this thing they call frozen yogurt. tangy and cold and soft. perfect for me. honestly, why can’t grandma have this sort of treat in themyscira? i would have indulged three servings a day, or more.” and then, as if she was remembering her brother for the first time, she blinked and turned to him. “want some?” ( @cfarrcws )
“this world is filled with some of the most fantastic treats, right?” he smiled. it was always a pleasure to see his younger sister. younger chronologically but older biologically. “i understand, im being taught the use of figure of speech. it’s a ‘breeeze’ as those in this school would say.” he gave his sister a small smile before putting down his book and looking at her cup. “these frozen treats seem to be very popular. just yesterday i was having a conversation with someone about ice cream. they seemed to be a huge fan, especially of the chocolate flavour. you and i both know that grandmother is not trusting of man’s world, especially of their products.” freddie gave a nod. “sure, i would like some. thank you for offering francine.”
weapxnisedgirl.
“Oh. Okay.” Klara hadn’t realised the flash would hurt someone’s eyes. She frowned as she opened up the menu, fiddling with the camera until she figured out how to turn it off. “There. Is off now.” She shrugged. “Learning.”
“it’s okay. please do not apologise. i myself am not from this man’s world, so i too am learning new things everyday.” he smiled. “thank you for your cooperation.” freddie didn’t want to scare her away for what was a relatively simple mistake.
