Hero isn't on our resume.

“This is not over yet, you lunatic. I’ll be back for you and make you wish your sister never gave birth to you.”

But this time he is definitely not going to stay to find out how the Mick-kind-of-party goes.

“Yeah yeah, whatever.”

“…”

“I am way too young and handsome to die, especially that way. I pass.”

[softly]: fuck.

“…this sounds like a favour. You don’t do favours. What do you want–”

“I’m not doing you a favor, I’m offering advice, but you can consider that moment done and gone. As am I.”

“…why do you care? I thought you prefer not to intervene.”

“...”

*sara singing double mint jingle*

“I could go without the punches, honestly. She gave me a swollen jaw and couple bruised ribs but you know how complicated things can get.”

“Does he pay more attention to you or the fire?”

“It goes…”

“Teasing, cuddling, a couple punches thrown around but it’s something. What about you and Mick? How does that go?”

A - age:  21 B - birthplace: Long Beach, Mississippi C - current time: 7:54pm D - drink you had last: vanilla coke E - easiest person to talk to: M a x y F - favorite song: uhhhhhh uhhhhh too many songs to choose from?? I’ll pick I guess either Xenogenesis by TheFatRat or Symphony by Clean Bandit for right now G - grossest memory: ...I’d rather not get into it as it’s the source of a phobia for me H - horror yes or horror no:  maybe? I - in love?:  heck yes J - jealous of people: not really K - killed someone: nah, I’m about as harmless as it comes. I can’t even bring myself to throw stuff in anger L - love at first sight or should i walk back by again?:  neither, you gotta become my best friend first, then we’ll see M - middle name: Morgan N - number of siblings: one older sister O - one wish: for racism/sexism/all that to STOP EXISTING. P - person you called last: ironically it was my manager but it was so we could hang out hahh R - reason to smile: dorking out about fictional characters S - song you sang last:  slow hands by Niall Horan. I was singing it all today at work T - top 3 fictional characters: of all time? Geez, um....aside from muses I already have, I’d say Ben Tennyson, (tmnt) Donatello, and Yoshi U - underwear color: blue V - vacation: take me to a theme park, I love those places W - when’s your birthday:  December 10th X - x-rays: besides dental? Nah, none. Y - your favorite food: rigatoni Z - zodiac sign: Sagittarius