Mirage

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

He's called Caine for an amazing digital reason

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career