Morbid Princess

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

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Stay together, stay safe

Reblog every time because there are new stories every time.

yknow that feeling where youre making out and then that person gets on top of you and uses their legs to spread yours so they can fit between them and grind against you bc ya

On one hand fuck nerdy men talking down to nerdy women but those two look like people I’d hate irl that everyone thinks I would get along with and I would have said the same thing to her honestly lmao

those two girls embody the 80% of tumblr users that i absolutely fucking despise

Wow wow wOW

why you bake me

you come to me…. on the day of my daughters wedding…. and you ask me for a favour