(It was near 4am when Sun, @solar083 and @science-and-felines stumbled home, meeting face to face with Moon, who was in the midst of pouring milk in a bowl of cereal)
Mooooon!! Why are you up so laaate??? You always get grumpy in the morning.
Uuh... midnight snack. But it looks like you guys had fun.
(Sun giggled, glowing)
You could say that.
Your brother was sucking face with an eclipse.
(Solar was slurring his words, leaning heavily agaisnt Solse)
One that looks almost identical to Solar
[Solse giggled maniacally. As if it was the funniest thing alive, before smacking Solar's ass]
What?
You- You shut your mouths!
(Sun glared at the two, glowing even brighter)
(Solar jumped as his rear was smacked and pinched Solse butt in retalliation)
Well you heard him.
(He pulled him down for a kiss)
[Solse's giggled devolved into moans as they tumbled on yet another couch, soon to be destroyed]
Guuuys... Not again!
What do you mean not again?? Are you saying they-
(Moon made a face)
That's why we had to replace the couch????
[Solse whined]
But Suuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn
Hehe butt.
You could join and pretend Solar is Solix?
As if.
(Solar grumbled)
We're nothing alike. He's jsut a fucking... I don't know. He's dumb. A cheap knockoff.
(He was boneless on top of Solse, face planted on his chest)
Solar! You can't just say that!
You sound like Eclipse when you talk like that.
Fuck you, Moon.
No thanks. I think you already have your hands full anyways.
Hahah! They haven't fucked yet though!
Solse!
Aaaalright. And that's the part in don't want to know anything about.
Haha... ohh Sunnn, Sunny, Sunny bo bunny. You can really toss them backwardssss.
And what of it. I'm a grown adult, I can do what I want.
You're not even drunkkk it's not fairrrrr .. hehe.
....
Solar.. eep time. Solar. Solarrrr. My honeybee. My sweet sweet thang. Get up.
Shut the fuck up.
(Solar grumbled, smacking Solse square in the face)
Mooooooon pick up your science boyfrienddddd
Uuuuh.... I'm staying out of this one.
Sunnnnnn pick up your boyfriend's look alike!
By the way, Moon, did you know Sun has a boyfriend now???
Ugh fine. Guess we are sleeping here. Goodnight.
Oh?
(Moon turned to Sun)
I'm going to bed.
[The next morning, Solse poked Solar to get up]
Hungryyy
(Solar only grumbled and settled more comfortably on him)
[Solse whined and started softly chewing on Solar's ray]
(The ray retracted)
'm not food.
My favourite snack though...
Uh huh- oof.
(Solar rolled off Solse but instead fell off the couch)
...
.......
Well that's one way to wake up quickly.
[Solse rolled on top of him]
... yup
Ouch.
(He winced as Solse landed on top of him)
Was that really necessary?
Yeah~
[Solse settled atop Solar like a big ol loaf]
Good thing I put that extra padding.
...
Wait. Weren't you hungry?
Mmm padding..
[Solse proceeded to knead the pads]
You freaking cat.
(Solar pet his rays)
Am I your good kitty?
[Solse grinned and nipped at Solar's ray]
Well I was about to say yes
Gasp.
.... what I do?
You literally just nipped me. That's not really good behavior now is it.
Woe is me. My nips.. rejected..
Don't. Don't say it like that.
(He was fighting off a smile)
[Solse nipped at Solar's padding]
Nips!
You know I don't feel anything there, right?
Yes but it's still funny.
You should put sensory webs in them. And wear cute little lingerie sets for me to show them off.
I put them there to aborb shocks better. Adding sensors would defeat the whole purpose.
Oh right. Magic it is then ~
[Solar would now only feel something there if Solse touched him]
... What did you do?
Made it sensitive to my touch. And only mine ~
[Solse nipped them again]
That... feels weird.
Yummy
[Solse proceeded to knead them again]
Oh. That's nicer. Like a massage.
[Solse continued to knead happily, humming a tune]
Good morning! Are you guys- ... Seriously. You have a bedroom for a reason!! Use it!
And deprive you of a show? Never, Sunbun!
Sh-Shut up. Just stop having those kind of activities in the middle of the freaking living room please?
We aren't even doing anything this time.
Oh, so Solse isn't literally fondling you right in front of me?? I must be going crazy then. He hasn't even stopped since I came in!
Solar said it's padding for impact prevention. I see soft surface, I knead soft surface.
[Solse grinned]
Why?
You know what? I don't care anymore. Breakfast is ready.












