kooper never uses tumblr

if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think

we need to go back to just posting things that happened in supernatural. remember when they gave dean a crush on a male wrestler to match sam’s crush on a woman

I think s9 human cas in the bunker would be like a toddler in the way that theyre incredibly flexible and move their body in abnormal ways. Dean would walk into cas’s room to find him folded like a pretzel just scrolling on his phone or watching a youtube video completely nonchalant and be like “hey buddy, you stuck?” In a kinda faux-mocking tone to which cas would unravel like a ribbon and be like “oh no dean im fine, whats up?” He would do it everywhere not thinking anything of it, they’d all be in the kitchen sitting at the table and he suddenly contorts his arm in a weird way and everyone groans at him like “do you really have to do that while im eating?” And cas increasingly confuses twists his arm to look like its broken and says“are you telling me you guys cant do this too?” In the most concerned big puppy dog eyes way and dean makes a gagging noise while sam quietly says “no cas no one else here can do that” while covering his eyes and cas is just like “oh well that sucks for you” then twists his head around like an owl

they got so sick of cas being his autistic little self that they were like ok we’re installing a mod that gives you pop culture knowledge and he said thank you i am going to use this information to be so much more autistic now

just thinking about how, if they (the network) hadn't been cowards, I could type "destiel kiss" in youtube search bar and watch them (dean and cas) smooch as often as I liked