catvvhiskers

some of y’all have never fallen in love with a man twice your age and it really shows

*eats an oblivion poison apple*

It’s natural, harmless, and even beneficial to the world as a whole for there to be non-grass flowers and plants in your lawn, caterpillars and beetles chewing on your shrubs and yes, even insects and arachnids living inside of your house. The vast majority have absolutely zero means of harming or even inconveniencing you and the sooner people get over the compulsion to keep a sterile, lifeless property the better it will be for the ecosystem.

ScreaMING

not to suck my own dick or anything but i’m smart n cute n funny n deserve more than the bare minimum 

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

When you breed a white twink and find out he’s a trump supporter so you go in to take your load back.