Cats Suck At online dating.

I...Like.. raisin?

Cat seeks M’Lady

Back yard BBQ?

I think this is about a huge dong.

Where did all these followers come from? Hi! I’ll stop neglecting this tumblr now <3

Lookin for a #freakgirl  Kitteh, so fierce.

Your guess is as good as mine, man.

You know, you’re supposed to really try to sell yourself on these personal ads. BTW, THIS WAS THE ENTIRE AD.

I’m not sure how you’re managing to do this, kitteh.

Bawwwh kitteh, you’re so cute. SO CUTE. Yes, you have a good smile, kitteh.

the america army! I have it on good confidence that even America army mans don’t write this bad.

Ladies... ;3

nice father AND brother? Why is this so weird? Mom is an orphanage?? So, PSA- 419 scammers will concoct the most absurd genealogies in order to make sure people don’t catch on to HOW FUCKING BAD IS THEIR ENGLISH,  

Stacks! Photo from catswithfatstacks

...uuhhh...K. “ i am willing to share you more hot and sexy photos of mine, and if you want too i could be able to share some of my video scandals “

..dude...