Wannabe Druid

The name’s Catarina, tend to go by Cat (she/her) and I’m the ripe age of 27. Full on nerd but lives a music type life.

This is basically a Critical Role blog with some other DnD stuff thrown in and the occasional pretty nature picture.

I’m watching Campaign 2 live while also catching up from the beginning of the campaign since I just finished campaign 1.

"The big ones go clang clang when you fight?"

🎶 "Are we ready to gooOoOooOOo?" 🎶

"Did you write your term paper?"

"You should have just stuck with he's dead."

"His little sailing trip with his little boat shoes."

"You brought me a suvie!?"

"You could also come with me Kattigan. If you want. 😏"

"You're gonna have to cleanch your butt cheeks, suck in your balls, alright?"

"Why do people not like understand metaphors here!?"

"You have the literal sunset in your eyes."

"I promise you, if we get through this, I will take you out for pizza and an ice cream party just like the Boy Scout that you are."

"Get the molasses out your ass. We gotta move."

"Besides, he's hot for teacher. I think he'll be alright."

"He's so HOT. Oh my god...he's even more hot."

"This. Bitch."

*flirts with a literal king*

"I would like to think all women are warriors in our own way."

"None of that was real. You all know that right? YoU kNOw ThAT RiGHt!?"

*shouts at Thimble*

"Lunch break. LUNCH BREAK!"

"Alright. Yeah. That's a basilisk."

"Will you shut the fuck up for a second so I can get it out!?"

"Can I get a couple lunch baggies?"

""Did you all learn anything we don't already know!?"

"Do we have our hands in our pockets and our listening ears on?"

"Remember this is counting toward your credits for this semester so if you hear anything you..."

"...we are in SO much trouble."

"You told me THREE TIMES not to READ THE LETTER!"

there was not much besides her normal flare and sass because combat but I had to include this Marisha quote because all I could hear was Murray saying it herself.

"Not the jewels!"

"When money walks out the door, love flies out the window."

"Halandir? Fang?"

"I think a lil sneaky sneaky is in order."

"Your frontal lobe still isn't fully developed. You're still a kid."

"It's on her desk. It's out of my handssssssss."

"Money isn't everything. But it sure as shit helps."

"Why is your mask sweating?"

"I'm sweating like a pig on a spit."

"Sometimes magpies need to be shoved out the nest."

E21 "Do you serve ass?"

"Your generosity knows no bounds." "I assure you it does. 😁"

"I recognize the sound of that mouth breather anywhere."

E22 "Stop helping! Don't. HELP!"

"Two college credits for THAT."

"Can you kill the guidance counselor?"

"I'm a shit person, but that's not what Thjazi thinks...thought."

"Fair play, bitch."

"Let's go see what fucked up shit Bolaire is about to do. Might be a good show."

*watches Hal with the mask*

Bolaire: "What is this?" Murray: *slams papers down* "Bureaucracy 😑"

"Nothin like a bureaucratic who has absolutely no idea of how much time work actually fucking takes."

"You CAAaAAaaAaRE!?"

"And remember, if you say anything, I'm gonna tell your lady that you tried to kiss me."

"It's not about him. It's about his jealous tater tot."

"UUUUUUGH. I don't have energy for another field trip today."

"I've got to...apologizeeeeeee."

"I got to teach you about creative expression."

"Byeeeeeeeee"

"Shit is changing. And if it's gonna start sucking balls around here, maybe she should ask for more shit. I don't know. We're gonna think on that."

"Fuck it." *leaves*

*the most painfully fake apology to ever exist*

"Gotta play the game if you wanna win the game 😏"

"It's not abuse if I like it 😊"