Disney Prince In The Making

That tree is now dead

Can’t believe God circumcised this tree.

YouTube Poop was proven in a court of law to constitute art

Me.

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

What the MCU should have been.

This is literally what drives the plot of Beetlejuice

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

This is basically turning into a cat blog.

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

Lord of the sky

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana