Catie Cowgs

Rick: How can you be so stupid

“I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it sloooowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

Rick: You wanna beer?

Rick: You’re gonna call the police on me… for my kinks? Oh.. no… what are they gonna… do once they…. get here? Handcuff me? I guess.. there’s… no… other way……

I love saying ‘fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding

me comforting a friend: