Uuuuuh yeah

2. we're so fucked

we can’t keep letting him get away with this

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

Susie use little tail and switshed away leaves on a stump before sitting down...

Other people who aren't me should complain about this too probably

Rent-seekers. Rent-seekers pillaging the library's funds.

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags

This is so fucking funny

Upon witnessing the Emperor's death, Chancellor Li Si feared the news could trigger a general uprising during the two months' travel for the imperial entourage to return to the capital Xianyang.[10] Li Si decided to hide the emperor's death: the only members of the entourage to be informed were a younger son, Ying Huhai, the eunuch Zhao Gao, and five or six favourite eunuchs.[10] Li Si ordered carts of rotten fish to be carried before and behind the wagon of the Emperor, to cover the foul smell of his body decomposing in the summer heat.[10] Pretending he was alive behind the wagon's shade, they changed his clothes daily, brought food, and pretended to carry messages to and from him.[10]

Your inner circle was so terrified of a popular uprising they Weekend At Bernies your rotting corpse for weeks, and in the same year you were interred in your mausoleum, rebellions sprang up across the country, culminating with a peasant ascending the throne

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite

in conclusion, i have nightmares beyond description

NO it would NOT be cool

As a fiber nerd, i am personally very enthusiastic about them….

THESE THINGS ARE TERRIFYING RUBBER BANDS FROM HELL.

And that is what “haywire” means.

Normally I’d expect wet plant matter to be less likely to go up in flames, but not hay bales! Those pesky bacteria really like to party in damp conditions. And by party I mean “create heat.”