so in the end ★ stay with me

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

actually yeah people do need to start being like “im gonna fuckin flay your cock baby”

reblog game tell me a girl character youre obsessed with (men you headcanon as women are not allowed)

Some sort of scary creature just ripped leon kennedys buttcherks clean off.

I go insane every 3 days

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

*mournful sigh* yeah i have checked out Hyped Media.... *kicks a pebble off the pavement* yes its actually good.... *clenches fist and looks to the side* its high quality and clearly a lot of artistic passion went into it.... *clicks tongue* whatever.