so in the end ★ stay with me

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

never forget what they took from us.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

actually yeah people do need to start being like “im gonna fuckin flay your cock baby”

reblog game tell me a girl character youre obsessed with (men you headcanon as women are not allowed)

Some sort of scary creature just ripped leon kennedys buttcherks clean off.

I go insane every 3 days

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.