so in the end ★ stay with me

how can you even be a woman without going absolutely batshit insane

official library post

I need non-librarians to understand that this is not a celebratory counter. It's a plea for help.

sometimes the only closure you will get is knowing that everything you did was done earnestly and out of love

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

World Heritage Post

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

Come with me we’re going laughing

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

One of my favorite things about loving someone or developing a closeness or fondness towards someone is also loving and developing a fondness for the things they care about. When you learn to see the world in a new way, or you learn to appreciate the things you’ve previously overlooked, or they become your excuse to get into an interest you always thought was cool but thought you didn’t have time for. When a connection makes your world bigger and warmer and fuller and more beautiful.

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot