creativecat

You know the old rhyme? -

It’s raining, it’s pouring The old man is snoring He bumped his head and went to bed And he couldn’t get up in the morning 

I'm excited to get another piece up on the Thought Catalog! (Don't worry - this one doesn't have anything to do with any of my body parts.) 

I couldn't help but get my feelings out about dating a sports fanatic and how, even though I try to keep up, I always feel a little on the outside. 

Here's the post. Hope you enjoy! 

One of my creative writing pieces has just been published on the Thought Catalog! 

It's a mixed bag having something quite this personal be published, but I suppose this is the first step in growing a thicker skin. I always hear that you can't keep your work locked up in the dark. How else to improve but to stick it out in the open for everyone to see?

I finally understand Honey Boo Boo's target audience: morbidly obese, evil Scots. 

Only Fat Bastard could love an episode like this. 

1. Why do men cheat

2. Why do we yawn

3. Why do cats purr

CHI & Partners have done some ads (you might've seen them in the subway) for PBS cleverly disparaging the state of TV. 

After seeing "Knitting Wars," "Married to a Mime," and "Bad Bad Bag Boys" I though "Devious Maids" was another sarcastic nod to our poor taste in programming. 

Nope. This show is real.

Usually the only thing you can get to stick with people (as far as ads go) is something shocking, hilarious, or completely non sequitur. Rarely is it something conceptual that ties back strongly to the brand. I couldn't believe that after seeing the original "Knitting Wars" ad 2 weeks ago, I still applied its main thought to this ridiculous, new show. 

"Do you pop out at parties?" 

Then you should probably get a smaller dress size. 

I've realized Kristen Stewart and I are the same person.

Ok. Not the same person. (I loathe all things vampire and Pattinson.) But we both suffer from the same affliction: Resting Bitch Face.

You likely know someone with Resting Bitch Face. A friend that you always think is bored? RBF. Someone you're close to that you worry is angry for no reason? RBF. 

Just because our facial expressions are consistently expressionless does not mean we're not brimming with emotion on the inside. So do your part to help the cause and be more discerning in telling the real bitches from an RBFer.