hello

Art should fuck the unfucked and unfuck the fucked

Alcohol is crazy. One small cocktail enters your body and fifteen minutes later, it has transmogrifie into like a gallon of piss

That is the drunkest way I could have spelled that

Merry crisis

Merry chrysler

It’s crimas

heat seeking behavior

Attention seeking missile

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators