CasualPassions

That one in the class cracked me up x’D

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

i hope tim allen is real burnt over the fact that history will only remember him for the tim allen grunt

he’s probably glad it’s that and not his coke trafficking conviction

HIS WHAT

I’ve got so much love and devotion in my fuckin heart an I have no one to give it to

I hear that

I need a big strong brute of a man to come throw me in the trash.

I need to find me a nice sugar daddy 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm taking applications. How do you feel about cleaning? Naked?

Do you have issues?

Daddy issues