Good Bye and Good Luck to everybody.

horror is when a fucked up guy looks at you. comedy is when you look at a fucked up guy.

what if we’re both fucked up and we look at each other?

gay romance

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.