when the castle is vania

watching a typical demon horror movie and keep thinking Eleanor would handle it better

his name is penis and he is born without a brain

we need more Laura

a rose for you 🌹

rest of it is secret and u will only be prying it from my vagueposts about the other cv characters

no really..... i think draculisa does have sauce potential #tbh but i think reducing them down to a perfect wifeguy x girlboss relationship doesnt get it at All and i think it makes it way more misogynistic if anything. like lisa and dracula clearly do notttt have the same beliefs and also dracula in general sucks as a person and idkkkk it just doesnt feel right for them to be a perfect couple and maybe the only person who ever comes close to seeing it like that is adrian. big emphasis on (baby) adrian specifically ☝️ because i think alucard as an adult with more experiences after seeing all that would understand that their relationship wasnt good. and for me the unhealthy doomed relationship is actually why theyre interesting

i just saw this post this is literally it kinda this is the draculisa im #On

hes soooo androgenius like if a vampire man and a human woman had a baby

Trevor that wiggles because why not lol

He’s back and greener than ever