i've only felt religion when i've lied with you.

Declan: How do you think I’d do it subtly?

Declan: Is that the only way to get the response I want?

Declan: Sounds like a date. His parties are always the best.

Declan: Well I cant wait to surprise you with my outfit. If I have to squirm, so do you.

Cassie: Brock’s party on the 28th?

DECLAN: Okay, so technically.

DECLAN: I'll see you soon, babe.

CASSIE: My money is safe.

DECLAN: He so hasn't.

DECLAN: I'm on my way.

CASSIE: Dude. That 'promise' ring he got her? A pre-engagement ring.

DECLAN: Noah and Izzy, or Tess and Christian?

DECLAN: Fair enough. When do you want me?

CASSIE: Noah and Izzy. For sure. He already brought her a pre-engagement ring.

DECLAN: Taking bets? :P

DECLAN: Were you really worried?

CASSIE: I'd put money on it.

DECLAN: Oh yeah. You haven't seen them recently? I still can't believe none of us even noticed those two. Guess everyone was wrapped up in their own shit back then.

DECLAN: You always have consent.

CASSIE: I'm glad they're happy. Iz and Noah both deserve it. They'll be engaged next.

DECLAN: Good.

DECLAN: They are. It's good.

DECLAN: Um, is that even a serious question?

CASSIE: What about Noah and Iz? Still disgustingly in love?

DECLAN: I am just going to let that imagination of yours run wild for a while then.

DECLAN: Oh really? I haven't really spoken to him about it lately. But hey, there was a time when neither of us were keen for it. So y'know.

DECLAN: Another way you bend me to your mercy.

CASSIE: It's definitely running.

CASSIE: Anything can happen. They're good together.

DECLAN: Not leaving much to the imagination. You're loving this idea, aren't you?

DECLAN: I don't know if Christian is about that life. I mean, you know his parents. Not the happiest of couples. Though if there's anyone that could convince him, it'd be Tessa.

DECLAN: Are you really though? I feel like you're all bark and no bite. Unless you're sinking your teeth into me. Which I dig.

CASSIE: Absolutely LOVING it.

CASSIE: Yeaaaah that could be an awkward situation; all Tessa was going on about the other day was getting married to Christian.

DECLAN: Random question. Would I have to wear the dicky hat like in the animated version? I feel like it takes away any sex appeal.

DECLAN: It wouldn't even surprise me if they went as something lame like that.

DECLAN: Yeah. So just don't ask me to murder no-one.

CASSIE: OHHHH. Nah. I mean I'm not wearing a short blonde wig so it wouldn't be fair for you to have to wear the dicky hat. I am expecting tights though. OHHH BOY.

CASSIE: God, he's so beyond whipped. When are they getting hitched?

DECLAN: Even though it'd make us total hypocrites?

DECLAN: I wonder what Tessa is gonna make Christian wear.

DECLAN: I look good in anything.

CASSIE: Yes. :)

CASSIE: I hope they go as like, peanut butter and jelly or something. Then I can laugh at him all night.

DECLAN: You're terrible at picking up sarcasm. Sorta. I would totally laugh if it were anyone but us. But I would also do anything to see you smile. So it all works out in the wash.

DECLAN: Super good thing. I mean, how much good to you am I in prison?

CASSIE: We could always mock other people. That way it doesn't hinder on our cool factor.

DECLAN: I am a changed man now, I totally appreciate the beauty that is being in love with someone and doing things to make them happy.

DECLAN: I am literally cheating on my wife with you and I'm not at your mercy? [DELETED]

DECLAN: You could ask me to murder someone tomorrow and I would totally do it just because you asked me to.

CASSIE: Look at you being so wise. So grown up. So mature. I won't know you tonight when I see you!

CASSIE: But you're right. If you wanted to dress matching outfits wise, I'd do it in a second.

DECLAN: So rude of you.

DECLAN: Hmm, see I don't know if I can. Because then I'm completely at your mercy. And you would totally take advantage.

DECLAN: Fair enough.

CASSIE: As if you wouldn't be there right with me mocking us as well.