i want the seven seas

Hello to my favorite Latina, my Partner in Crime, my best friend, my sister, I love you? I don't know if you're mad at me or anything, I really hope you're not because you mean so much to me. Like, we're both bitches and I just think of you as part of my family because of how close we are. I apologize that Dean Clark has not fucked you yet, he's missing out because you're great and you're probably really great in bed. Did I say probably? I know you are, haha. No homo, if anyone reads this, they might think the wrong way. Anyways, how you doing? No, okay, I have to apologize for the whole Gossip Girl thing. I don't know if you were offended or hurt by it but I really hope you're not and when we talked the other night, I wasn't sure if you were being mean to me or just being your usual self. Wow, that might have offended you but I love you, I really do. You're one of my best friends and you're that kind of person that I know I can be a total bitch to and you won't even give a fuck because you'd be a bitch back to me. See, I love us. We're just two people who are complete assholes who are complete assholes to each other with no care in the world. I miss you though, a week without you totally sucks and school is a total bitch now. Come save me because I know you're one of those few people that can entertain me without even trying. I'll even bake you some apple pie and burn down the kitchen for you and I'll even protect you from the niggas around here because I know how much they scare you. I'm kidding or am I? I don't even know what I'm saying anymore because I'm pretty much high, not literally, hugs not drugs. Can you give me a hug? I'm lonely out here. Except my family but even then, I completely do not like them at all. I'm kidding, what am I saying anymore? I'm exhausted. Are you here? Are you gone? Go fuck Dean Clark, maybe you're doing that right now. Ew, make sure to clean your sheets. 

Hi there. What’s up? How’s it going? I hope everything is going well for you and I know it’s been like a week since I left and we spoke just a few days ago but I feel like I need to explain things to you. I know you’re probably hurt or something like that which I understand completely, I probably would feel the same. Note, I said probably because I really don’t get hurt that often. But you’re so delicate, I always feel like I have to be careful around you because you’re just so precious. I don’t ever want to hurt you and the whole Gossip Girl thing, it wasn’t meant to be exposed that way. You know I love you, I really do and everything that I have ever said to you, I meant it. I wasn’t lying and I never want you to think that I was because all that was true. You mean so much to me, you’re my best friend and you always will be. I loved you then and I love you now, I don’t ever want to lose you. Seriously though, the sloths thing is still our national animal thing and we’re still Dassidy, the sloth saving superhero duo. We’re still everything that we said we were and nothing has changed to me, it might have to you because of this Gossip thing but it’s still the same to me. You’re like my brother, okay? I’ve known you for ages and we’ve been friends for the longest time. You’re the one who didn’t really care that I was a bitch but you still tried to be my friend anyways, thank you for that. Seriously, if you just ignored me or didn’t want to confront me then I think I would be pretty lonely right now. You’re the one that showed me that I didn’t have to be a bitch and alone, that there are people out there that I could be friends with. You showed me that there are decent people out there, including you, you’re pretty decent. Haha, no, I’m kidding. You’re more than decent, you’re perfect and wonderful. You’re like a puppy but one of those cute puppies where you can’t help but love. You’re just so sweet to everyone and you befriend as many people as you can, you’re just an angel. I see no single flaw in you whatsoever and you’re just pretty much the only person I can trust. I can tell you anything without feeling like an idiot. It’s not even funny how many times I just feel blessed to have you around and you know, I love you. I really do, no lies, no joking, nothing whatsoever. I do love you Dustin, you’re the best best friend anyone could ever have and I know I may have lost the title of being one of your best friends but you’ll never lose the title.