alright decepticons lets split up & look for clues

something like tamagotchi 🥚🎮

'listen this is IMPORTANT. whirl is HOT. he is SMOKING.'

mtmte scripts suggesting 'did i mention whirl is hot probably' moments: two, now.

Jazz 🎧

these nerds

and you may ask yourself. how did i get here

i cannot believe this was just prowl slutshaming rewind this WHOLE TIME. CHRIST

ummm idk if i posted whirl already. hi heres my whirl. 

may 10th is now brainstorm day, you should love and appreciate brainstorm every day but especially today 

like look at this. he's drawn like a fucking pinup girl. he's posed with his tits OUT. his waist is like 3cm wide. SEVERAL design elements make it look like you should be staring at his tits and crotch. nobody else gets drawn remotely like this did he just decide prowl deserved special treatment or smth

Does it have a happy ending?

WOPEE ITS WHIRL!!

No but hear me out