&& MONEY

UNLUCKY EMPLOYEE

boss give me a raise!

UNLUCKY EMPLOYEE

"Boss, give me a raise."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaw! But Elwooooood~~!" she teased, putting an arm around his shoulder with a mockingly fake-hurt expression and pout... which was strongly contrasted by the coy smile and wild gleam in her eyes a moment later. "Little Tadsy gets a job here while I CaN'T??? That's simply something I'm not going to let that little beach-ball hold over my head!" She looked like she would either kiss him or turn out to be a vampire and go for his neck. "Now, WHY can't I work here again?"

"Boss, give me a raise!"

&& PSA

Elwoold would never tell you this if asked-he'd deny it on his mother's grave but- He's double crossed the Mob in a B I G way, and that was a large motivator to get OUT before anyone ever figured it out, though he had to wait for a time after the betrayal was done as to have minimal suspicions. All the people involved are too old or dead by now-yet it still make him wake up in a cold sweat at times, from the nightmares of just what those he called "friends" would DO to him had they ever known.

Elwood is inconsistent with the things he likes the most and a bit less than that. He'll move from favoring certain employees to nearly heating them several times throughout the month and almost guaranteed for once a week. Usually just the slightest mistake of misinterpretation on his part can mean the difference between an indifferent glance and a furious glare for maybe 4 to 7 days.

Elwood is immune to most poisons. He's been through the Mob- you gotta be prepared for a lot of the $%*t that goes down there. Henry/-- found this out the hard way one particular embittered April Fools trick-gone-south.

Elwood stopped doing things like pot a loooooong time ago, mainly because he once knew someone like Jeremy who took advantage of him when he was like that, and to this DAY he has a fear in the back of his mind that that specific blackmail will one day resurface.... Also, makes it hilARIOUS when he gets to see it happen to Edward, Ryan, Henry and a few other employees via a mix up of food and ingredients on Jeremy's part.

Elwood likes classical music, but if you dare to mock him for it, he will make you think he was once in an80's to 90's rock band with how he pounds you into the ground with a spare guitar that always seems to appear out of nowhere whenever he needs to beat someone up to give them a lesson on the appreciation of good music.

“Boss, give me a raise.” *grins* "And you better make it snappy, sweetheart~!" (I'm sorry, Tony's a flirt and I can't stop her ^^;)