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some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

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happy this guy's day, everybody

directory of black families who have been displaced by the la fires and are asking for donations.

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.