menace!

Hate to be a hater but "watching me like netflix" is the worst line written for the amc universe

I hate the thought of hiring managers looking past my application bcs of these personality tests, I wish I could just tell them I'm a virgo in person!

i need assad zaman bad

lestat and stage mom arc

I love how stand up comedy used to be about being a caged zoo animal and now its about being a dog herding cattle and sometimes taking a little nibble

since the day i was born, i always knew i wanted to work nights at mcdonalds

if im so smart why cant i stop eating the chocolate?

just tried chewing a coffe bean like in pathologic. It has a good crunch to it

its 2026 the vampires have pronouns