menace!

Accidentally put myself in an isolation torture cell by returning too early for the summer. If a stranger on the street smiled at me right now they could entrap and manipulate me to their desire. Dangerous stuff

Parasocial relationships arent just a modern issue, just ask my close and personal friend Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In the supermarket and i cant believe i just had to disguise my moan as a cough at some smoked salmon. I scare myself

I have no mouth and i must snack

Armands hair is so beautiful but the writing is so bad. Idk what to think

The cymbal was so obviously created when someone banged two potlids together at home top 10 most embarrassing instruments

Hate to be a hater but "watching me like netflix" is the worst line written for the amc universe

I hate the thought of hiring managers looking past my application bcs of these personality tests, I wish I could just tell them I'm a virgo in person!

i need assad zaman bad

lestat and stage mom arc

since the day i was born, i always knew i wanted to work nights at mcdonalds