Carter Whitaker

I was going to say I hate you, but changed my mind. Give me a kiss you fool.

Did you… reply to my post you disgusting thing?

I did, just to spite you.

Hey Wharter, what’s new?

Maxin', Relaxin', ain't too taxin'. I'm practicing some Andy Williams to serenade Madeline with.

Damn that Nicholas Cage. He’s a god among men, and not in the good looking way.

In the 'Potentially the most talented actor who graced the earth' kind of way.

As in Andy Williams, Where Do I Begin?

I almost forgot Andy Williams existed, thank you for reminding me. I could pull off Where Do I Begin, I think.

Something a little more modern, but slower. Actually, no I take that back. I want Love Story.

Love Story as in... Taylor Swift, Love Story?

No, what else you got?

What's tickling your fancy? You feeling something a bit more modern? Something a little more upbeat? Slower?

As much as I adore when you sing Frank, I think you should look into getting new material.

I'll move onto Deano or Bing Crosby if you want.