Duh.

I… uh… where did you get this from?

what i wanna know, is who was the creep that was willing enough to film this for you? 

no?

Well, that's unfortunate 

is "surfing" codeword for something else?

Congratulations! You actually have hit puberty, then!

Have you seen my beard? I'm trying to go for the more mature dilf look for the ladies

I think you’d know everything about me by now, Beaumont. Actually…there might be one thing I havent told you

You’ve finally figured out your sexuality?

No. I'm actually a father to a 9 month old baby boy named Cody.

Should I be worried?

Depends whether or not you have something to hide, doesn’t it?

I think you'd know everything about me by now, Beaumont. Actually...there might be one thing I havent told you

It’s not the lying, actually. I just happened to befriend a lot of my teachers or at least managed to charm the fuck out of them. Something you should probably start doing if you want to be the next Maria Lopez.

Raw honesty of other’s secrets beats charm any day of the week.

Should I be worried?