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Why are you all calling me that.

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

Onnittelut Kyösti kalliolle hänen transitiostaan

köpi tuli kaapista ulos transnaisena 85 vuotta kuolemansa jälkeen

Yes