Carl Wheezer is my spirit animal

Yes, Dianna’s the name. Really? Which VMA’s was it because I don’t recall it. Maybe you guys were very subtle.

Hm, maybe. The one this year. We stopped fangirling for a second to ugly cry over N'Sync, haha. 

So what're you saying is you wouldn't casually watch it? 

I suppose if you said my name oddly, then yes it would rhyme.

It's my accent. I thought I lost it awhile back but apparently not. So how's it goin'? 

That’s actually some really good advice.

Why, thank you very much. Dianna, right? My friends and I may or may not have subtly creeped on you and the rest of the Glee cast at the VMA's. 

I try so hard, but I always get stuck when I have to find a rhyme for my last name. Hey, Carly. It’s nice to meet you too!

Hm..Benoist, right? What about "hen-wah"? It doesn't make sense but hey, at least it rhymes! 

Whoa, that's talent. You're like the next Slim Shady, baby. Damnit, now you've got me doing it! Nice to meet you, Melissa. I'm Carly.