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Today we check in with Tyler Lyons, another Man-Crush Matt quote, Jason Motte, and throw out a few quotes in "He Said What?".

Jason and Laura's husband. Twinzies!

Today's line-up: Randal Grichuk, Which Cardinal: Trivia Edition, Mike Shannon, and Card Clips: St. Louis Accents.

Best. Website. Ever: http://shannonisms.com/ 

Also, try and beat my record on the Mike Shannon quiz... 

In today's line-up, we discuss Michael Wacha and former relief pitcher, Brad Thompson. We also hear a poem from Lydia in Redbird Haikus and toss in a couple of "Which Cardinal"s.

Screenshot of Yadi and Wacha's moment at the 2013 World Series

At least if his shoulder doesn't recover we know he'll have a solid career as a rapper... 

No wait. Nope. No he would not. Not at all. 

In today's line-up: Shane Robinson, Man-Crush Matt, Mike Matheny, and "He Said What?".

Mike McDreamy.......                                                                                               and the Tiger's skipper. Can't remember his name. Best pic of him I could find.

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Today's roster includes: Pete Kozma, Redbird Haikus, Shelby Miller, and Card Clips: "WAR".

Join us today as we discuss Tony Cruz and former Cardinal, J.D. Drew. We include a Man-Crush Matt and He Said What.

Following the holidays, we discuss Yadier Molina and Kyle Lohse, enjoy Lydia's latest Redbird Haiku, talk a bit about "tech" in baseball, and of course listen to a couple of rounds of "Which Cardinal".

Here's Yadi's Music video. Totes adorbs. 

In today's episode we focus on Matt and Lance, of course add in another Man-Crush Matt, and feature a round of "He Said What?".

Matt Holliday as a "Norse King". Guess who did the photoshop. NOT the history major.

And Lance Berkman as a cowboy:

Centurion Schumaker!

Playing a prank on Cat...

Pitching:

*Oops. Misspoke about Berkman's charitable contributions in 2012. It was over two million, not twelve. Still a pretty generous guy.

MATT ADAMMMMMMMS! 

Big City making his little city proud:

Interview with Big City's dad and that whacky Penn dialect

Westbrook's calves and Lance's chest hair. What's not to love?

So it's not the golden evidence I was looking for, but try to look past the quirkiness and see the true dancer within:

In today's episode, we discuss birthday boy - Matt Carpenter, listen to another inspired haiku from little sister - Lydia, check in with former Cardinal - Brendan Ryan, and play two more rounds of "Which Cardinal".

I don't know, I just really think a suit does more for him.

Carpenter as an Irish potato farmer.

In this episode we banter about Albert Pujols and Lance Lynn, throw in a new segment entitled "He Said What?", include another Man-Crush Matt, and wrap it all up with a few thoughts on how weather effects pitching.

Waino reacts to Lance Lynn's hit:

Here is Lance Lynn looking very much like New Orleans performer Al Hirt:

Now compare this interview with the one of Al's linked down below and see if I'm right.

Al Hirt interview

Lance Lynn interview

For anyone interested, here is the link to the Syracuse paper on air density and pitching.

*Yeah, yeah. We know Carlos played with the Astros in 2004, not 2005, and WE made it to the World Series that year. But he still creamed us. So forgive the error.

Why is Peter Bourjos the most beautiful runner on the team? Holly and science have an answer! 

Yes, Peter truly has a body of a god. A very fast god. 

And as promised, my poorly photoshopped rendition of Carlos Beltran as a Caribbean chief:

Music Credit: "Matt Holliday" - The Athletic Sports Band

Adam Wainwright depicted as a Big Mouth Bass with sweet potato pie.

Waino being "hilarious"...

Matt Adams says "howdy do" to an annoying fan.

Freese with a slightly different approach:

Article on Freese's injury misfortunes 

Wacha's "mysterious" injury? I think not...