WHY DO THE GODS HAVE A VENDETTA AGAINST ME SPECIFICALLY

I'M KARKAT. KARKAT VANTAS. I'M AN ALTERNIAN AND A KNIGHT OF BLOOD. I'M IN ALOLA FOR WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT REASONS, AND I RECENTLY GOT DEGREES IN SOCIOLOGY AND MOLECULAR BIOSCIENCES.

THIS IS MY SECOND TIME FALLING - MY FIRST TIME WAS ALSO TO ALOLA. I GOT THE DEGREES BECAUSE I THOUGHT I'D HAVE A JOB OPPORTUNITY THAT WAS BETTER THAN WHATEVER JOB I HAD BEEN WORKING BUT THEN I GOT SENT TO YET ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND LOST MY POKEMON.

NOW, I'M RESTARTING MY ISLAND TRIAL AND... WE'LL SEE WHAT KIND OF REDUNDANT MOCKERIES OF SITUATIONS THE UNIVERSE COOKS UP FOR ME ALONG THE WAY.

POKEMON RIGHT NOW ARE:

HOOTBEAST (ROWLET).

WITH THE HELP OF BOTH @davepetatrains 'S DIALGA AND MY TIME TRAVELLING BOYFRIEND.

-@timaeus-tumbled

I MEAN, YEAH, IF I WANT TO CALL JUNE LIKE SOME SORT OF FUCKING CRYBABY. I'LL BE ALRIGHT. IT'LL BE ALRIGHT. I WILL MAKE IT BE ALRIGHT.

THANKS. I'M JUST... RESTARTING MY ISLAND CHALLENGE.

GC: ...

GC: W4NT SOM3 H3LP F1ND1NG TH3M?

[dude, you lost your pokemon? Damn that sucks

...

Want some help finding them?]

Commander Libra of @galactic-duo-blue