OKAY. NEW INTRO POST, I GUESS.
I'M KARKAT. KARKAT VANTAS. I'M AN ALTERNIAN AND A KNIGHT OF BLOOD. I'M IN ALOLA FOR WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT REASONS, AND I RECENTLY GOT DEGREES IN SOCIOLOGY AND MOLECULAR BIOSCIENCES.
THIS IS MY SECOND TIME FALLING - MY FIRST TIME WAS ALSO TO ALOLA. I GOT THE DEGREES BECAUSE I THOUGHT I'D HAVE A JOB OPPORTUNITY THAT WAS BETTER THAN WHATEVER JOB I HAD BEEN WORKING BUT THEN I GOT SENT TO YET ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND LOST MY POKEMON.
NOW, I'M RESTARTING MY ISLAND TRIAL AND... WE'LL SEE WHAT KIND OF REDUNDANT MOCKERIES OF SITUATIONS THE UNIVERSE COOKS UP FOR ME ALONG THE WAY.
POKEMON RIGHT NOW ARE:
HOOTBEAST (ROWLET).












