Captain Bitch

Can’t stop thinking about cool it would be if Kratos was a DLC character for a Mortal Kombat game.

Now specifically picturing God Of War (2018)/God Of War Ragnarok Kratos being in Mortal Kombat 11 or whatever Mortal Kombat 12 will look like eventually.

Personal headcanon that Glep bought Halo Infinite and was disappointed and angry and then threw his copy against the wall while speaking his iconic Glep speak.

Why does every fulfilling pass time that actually makes me feel like I’ve done something cost money? I’m trying to fill a void and save up money here.

And why can’t I go more than a couple days without doing something that makes me feel fulfilled without also feeling like I’m the incarnation of laziness and leeching.

ok but since Glep’s wife is named Marge Simpson I think we need to acknowledge the real possibility that Glep’s last name is Simpson

Im glad someone finally said it