i have no idea what im doing

“Mulder…” “… What?” “… Suck my dick”

teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing

this is a moon call out post. pale ass silvery ass gleaming punk bitch motherfucker. always doing a serene ass float pretending to not fuck with tides. i see you mother fucker

living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?

Lifestyle goals: look and act so confidently that it doesn’t ever occur to onlookers that I may not belong where I am standing, or know exactly what I am doing.

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

“hey officer would you like to buy some marijuana”