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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
todays bird
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Love Begins
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@captainfishbonez
gimme sammich
gib bagul
i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name likeÂ
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it was such a good gameđź‘Ź
“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward
This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.
this is both very respectful and very cursed and honestly that’s an energy i wholeheartedly support
good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing
omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:
he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)
Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants
his royal swineness……………..
Definitive Marvel Viewing Order
Thor: Ragnarok
Captain America: the Winter Soldier(optional)
Black Panther
Spiderman: into the Spiderverse
Spiderman 2
Logan
Sky High
Megamind
Wonder Woman
Prince of Egypt
Shrek 2
Bionicle: the Mask of Light
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id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake
Lake No More Michigan
Lake Michigone
do it drown us
End our suffering
Incredibly detailed medieval fantasy world for your party to explore in which the overarching villain is a villager with a gun
new concept: tumblr jail
if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty
you may not be able to control the plot of your life, or the characters in it, or even the genre, but you can control one thing: the soundtrack. grab some headphones and make it a banger.
i had a dream last night that luigi had a new form called “gay rights luigi” and he looked like this
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and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
“nailed it.”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud.Â
The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.
My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.
He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.
Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”
Michelangelo:
I am laughing so much rn bless this
Michelangelo the original “horny on main” artist.
tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet
i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal
That second one I’m screaming
Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?
scottish twitterÂ
those cat pictures with russian captionsÂ
the “are they helium balloons?!” vine
women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid
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That guy is Zargnon Lix, Intergalactic Criminal and Founder of Smugglers Against Jugglers.
Man this comic really blew up.
The red four-armed lady’s name is Space Dread. She is trans and she wanted to be a juggler but grew up to be a bounty hunter/assassin instead.
Zargnon Lix is (was?) the guy wearing the I Hate Juggling shirt. He was a wanted criminal who also happened to hate juggling. He’s dead now.
