A Cross Between A Fantasy Of The Bedroom & A Saint

They always have this like indescribable quality about how they move even compared to other incredibly well trained dancers. I think it’s just because Newsies is such an insane, other level caliber of dance that it just brings them to another quality of movement.

“Lost in the Wilderness” — Children of Eden (Concert at the Kennedy Center, 5-19-14)

The infamous “Killing Spree” with the audio mistake.

#HeyPrettySailor

On live at 5, Theo Stockman explained that not only did “Hey Pretty Sailor” get thunderous applause that threw Ben off beat but multiple tracks were playing at the same time and I think Theo described them as “old versions of the song”. Actors have their dialogue played over and whenever the crowd is applauding, Benjamin Walker is just standing there shrugging while the ensemble is still side stepping and going at it. They picked it up by the end. You can hear someone say “go ahead” when the music pauses for a moment (I thought I saw Ben say it to the mixer but I was also told that the conductor yelled at it Ben because they weren’t going to stop so who knows).

They Are Never Ever (Ever) Gonna Get Together - A Tumblr (Slash) Shipping Song

So there was this graphic. And then morethanprinceofcats rewrote all of the lyrics. Dedicated to those ships. You know the ones.

Do you know that show with two guys? (The white ones) Seem written straight to me but who am I To judge In fanon they are always shacking up Though I think those two are brothers  (What?)

It’s not that I can’t see the base appeal It’s two cis and able dudes with abs of steel Or like, one is really smart but guys, get real You say, “it’s subtext! Almost text!” It’s really queer-baiting. 

Oooooh Canon says that they’re good friends But ooooooh Tumblr? I’m telling you, I’m telling you

They Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together They (hey!) Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together You can ship with your friends Start a new trend Write a fic! But they (hey!) Are never, ever, ever, ever Gonna get together

Like, ever.

One episode I heard they had a fight So you blogged about it staying up all night, Or their differences were finally put aside And I couldn’t scroll the tag for two minutes. I TRIED.

Oooooh Character development’s cool But ooooh Tumblr? I’m telling you, I’m telling you

They Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together They (hey!) Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together You can ship with your friends Start a new trend Write a fic! But they (hey!) Are never, ever, ever, ever Gonna get together

I used to think my OTP was perfect, super And I used to say, “Death of the author…”

“Ugh, so I checked out the tag for that new show that just came out, And it’s like… I mean you’d think there were only two characters, ANOTHER show about two dudes with a SUPER IMPORTANT FRIENDSHIP… and it’s like, they Are NEVER gonna get together. Like. EVER.” 

No!

They Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together They (hey!) Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together You can ship with your friends Start a new trend Write a fic! But they (hey!) Are never, ever, ever, ever Gonna get together