Erotic And Awkward

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

It is a painful truth that actually none of my fics are abandoned, no, not even the ones that haven’t updated in five years. I still know exactly what happens next, and after that, and so on. They’re not abandoned; they’re right here, haunting me, characters climbing up my pants like kittens nagging for dinner.

One day. One day I will finish. I promise.

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

i didn’t think this could get better but then it did

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

Leaked list of upcoming lacroix flavours

Which Hozier song is this

•bubble gum, but made by someone who has only ever read about it in a scientific journal